:P :P

An Engineer was not getting a job even after two years after his
passout

So he decided to opened a clinic & wrote outside the
clinic: Any treatment in Rs.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you
back Rs.1000/-

A CLEVER Doctor thought he will make the engineer fool and comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000. He
says to the Engineer: I cant feel any taste on my tongue...
Engineer asks the Nurse to put few drops of medicine from box no
22.

After that the MAN shouts: "What d fuck its URINE!! The
doctor says congratulations your sense of taste is back now.

The CLEVER Doctor was angry as he lost Rs.300. After 2 weeks the
same doctor comes back again & this time he thinks to get back
his previous 300 too.

CLEVER Doctor : I've lost my memory.

Engineer: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22
on his tongue.

C. DOCTOR : Wait Engineer but that medicine is for
sense of taste.

Engineer: Congratulations your memory is back.

Moral: Don't try to be over-smart with Engineers... Dun mess wid
engg..